What I Learned From Twitter

For the sake of my mental, physical, spiritual, and chronometric health, I am departing the platform formerly known as Twitter. As friends and family know all too well, I am not one for social media. However, the hubs convinced me to join Twitter in April 2019 and I found a couple communities there that sustained me through some very hard times. Those communities are gone; only a few individuals remain. The platform now known as X reeks of musk, a smell I have always found nauseating. Admittedly, I am hypersensitive olfactory-wise. I have nothing to learn from X. But I did learn lots from my stint at Twitter.

◦ BM (Before-Musk), this was the house Black Twitter built.

◦ 140 characters demands pithiness. 280 — not so much.

◦ Piss off the right/wrong people and you’ll pay! BM, you’d know why.

◦ The terms “gatekeeping” and “centering” and “virtue signaling” …

◦ Not pursuing a career in academia was the right decision for me.

◦ Disability Twitter was da bomb, BM! A welcoming place for freaks like me!

◦ White women suck ass, collectively! And not in a good way.

◦ There is an art to the long and cogent yet entertaining thread. Very few have mastered it.

◦ Public shaming is an act of violence.

◦ The modern abolitionist movement is well thought out and constructed. And named. I am for liberty. I am an abolitionist!

◦ I am neurodivergent.

◦ There is no end to the list of problems with white women.

◦ Indigenous people can be seen and heard on the platform, unfiltered, but you do have to actively seek them.

◦ Damn! Yes, I do have a lot of internalized ableism!

◦ It is unwise to assume a fellow Tweeter is from one’s same hemisphere.

◦ Antisemitism is so normalized that this here neurodivergent Jew often didn’t recognize it.

◦ Doom-scrolling is a real compulsion. (Not an addiction.)

◦ Book-burning white nationalists will make strange bedfellows with Black antisemites, Asian transphobes — just about anyone on an individual basis.

◦ There are some honest-to-god atheists a-tweeting!

◦ If you give Twitter access to your photos, you give Twitter access to your photos.

◦ The space between tolerance and acceptance is a chasm.

◦ If it weren’t for cats, dogs, and other critters, our timelines/Twitter feeds might never be cleansed.

◦ I don’t really know what it means to have my timeline cleansed.

◦ Did I mention how much white women suck?

◦ I could say it was nice while it lasted, but nothing about Twitter was ever nice. Informative, misleading, funny, maddening, confusing, supportive, hilarious, irrational, revolutionary, international, hateful, joyful — yes! But ‘twas never nice!

Bizarro comic titled, Loboe: Under full moon, one wolf stands on hind legs playing oboe, while another wolf on all fours says, “Can’t you just howl at it like everyone else?”
As the Kinks sang, “I’m not like everybody else!” So, no.